Samson’s Protein Powder Christian T Shirt – Funny Bible Gym Humor Insp

Samson’s Protein Powder™

Uncut Power. Old Testament Strength.

Before pre-workout.
Before protein stacks.
Before PRs.

There was Samson.

Inspired by the powerful account in Judges 14 and 16, this Holy Humor design turns one of the Bible’s strongest figures into a bold gym parody.

When the Spirit of the Lord came upon him, Samson tore a lion apart with his bare hands and carried city gates on his shoulders. That’s not just strength — that’s Old Testament power.

This funny Christian t shirt blends faith and fitness culture into a wearable conversation starter for believers who lift heavy and live bold.

Perfect for:

• Christian gym enthusiasts
• Youth group leaders
• Faith based athletes
• Church camp
• Anyone who appreciates biblical strength with humor

Judges 14:6 – The Spirit of the Lord came powerfully upon him.

Because real strength isn’t manufactured. It’s given.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.